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I Am Totally a Real-Life Wizard (Not Clickbait, I Swear!)



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Mon Dec 12, 2022 5:01 am
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"Mm... pretty much my whole fortune, if I had one." Valeri wrinkled their brow at the crowd. "Do you think Khalil and Cody are there? And do you see the ex-WANNABES anywhere?"
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 12:25 am
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“AHA!” A loud, crackling voice boomed over a loud speaker. It was Joe. “Behold, my archenemy and resident evil fiend, Malacoda!”

Vendetta cringed, covering their ears. “Well, we found Joe.”
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:26 am
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Valeri grimaced. "Let's get closer."

As Valeri hurried towards the crowd, Joe announced, "Your reign of terror is over, Dark Sun! For I, Josephinzo the Magnificent, Wizard of the Seven Realms, Certified Evil-Extinguisher and All-Around Amazing Person, am here. You may clap and cheer, everyone." They could practically hear him smirking at the crowd.
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:37 am
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Vendetta took a deep breath. "BOOO!"

Dawn bounced. "Gasp! Vendetta."

"What? We have to make the falling in his clutches part dramatic so he feels super awesome."

Dawn hummed. "Right, right. Clears throat. Boo! BOO! JOE STINKS. PROBABLY. I don't have a nose!"
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:54 am
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"He's the worst wizard ever!" Valeri marched confidently through the crowd. "Like, Dumbledore wannabe, but so overconfident that it's pretty pathetic."

Joe swiveled around and glared. "Who dares insult me, Conqueror of the World of Eternal Winter?"

Dusk scoffed. "Sounds like you just made that up on the spot."
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:59 am
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"Dude, did you just plagiarize the Chronicles of Narnia?" Vendetta huffed. "Not cool, man. Now you're going to call yourself Nobody, conqueror of Polyphemus."
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:03 am
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"Hm." Joe seemed to consider that for a second, then shook his head. "I assume you are the assistants of Malacoda, sent to stop me from ruining his evil plans?"

Valeri raised an eyebrow. "Seriously, does anyone believe this preposterous attempt at a hero?"

Joe ignored her. "I'm afraid you're far too late."
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:05 am
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Vendetta gasped. "What? We're... we're too late?" They looked in distress at their group.
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:14 am
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Dawn bobbed up and down in the air as if shrugging.

Joe flourished his sleeves and turned back to the audience. "Ignore these mere accomplices. For now I shall summon Malacoda!" Joe snapped his fingers. "Next slide, please."

Valeri craned her neck and watched as a slideshow projected on the side of the Washington Monument switched from an image of Cody to the words, "Summoning Time!"
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:23 am
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Dusk burst out laughing. "A Powepoint? Really?"

Vendetta giggled. "I'm trembling in fear."
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:37 am
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Joe's eye twitched. "Oh Malacoda the Dark Sun, I summon thee to face thy end at my hand!"

A portal opened in the air, and Cody was unceremoniously dumped onto the ground.
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:48 am
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Cody groaned. "Okay. Rude!"

Vendetta surged through the crowd, now standing at the stage.
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:56 am
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Valeri followed, shoving past audience members who were gawking at Joe and Cody. They saw a couple of folks eating popcorn, as if they were at the movies.

"Cody!"

Cody rubbed his head and stood up. "Where's Khalil?"
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Tue Dec 13, 2022 7:02 am
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Vendetta shrugged. "I don't know. We haven't seen xem." They turned to Dusk. "Can Indigo find him?"
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“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni
“Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter
“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint





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Tue Dec 13, 2022 5:24 pm
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Joe scoffed. "As if I'd let you corrupt the love of my life again." He snapped his fingers, and a new slide appeared, this time with a picture of Khalil with hearts around it. Another portal formed in the air, and Khalil dropped gently to the ground.
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