I took me a bit to write this so someone may have written a ban above me, but I was originally below Emily!
Pride and Prejudice in this Whole Lot of Banning
If you have read Pride and Prejudice and memorized it, then maybe you'll understand.
It is truth universally acknowledged, that a single man or woman in possession of a good fortune of points must be in want of more points, especially during the YWS olympics. However little known the feelings or views of such a man or woman may be on first entering this website, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he or she is considered as the rightful property of the young writer's society.
"My dear Emily," said Magenta to Emily one day, "have you heard of the second event yet?"
Emily replied that she had not.
"But it is here," returned Magenta,"for Deanie had said so, and she told me all about it." Emily made no answer.
"Do not you want to know what I have chosen to do?" cried Magenta impatiently.
"You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it." This was invitation enough.
"Why, my dear, you must know, Deanie says that you must ban the user above you in order to have a chance in this Olympic challenge. It just happened that I had to ban someone.
"What'd their name?"
"Emily."
"Me?"
"I'm sorry for banning you Emily. I really am."
The dark scent of petrichor filled the humid air. Yet, the rain was not the only thing that fell to the earth. Tears streaked Magenta’s cheeks in the ultramarine light of the day. She sat on the floor listening to the psithurism of the trees and the gentle rain that ran along the slopes of the garden. She ran inside lickety-split as soon as she heard the brontide ring through the air, signaling the oncoming storm. Magenta whelved into her glowery and assumed a new identity. She would soon be known as Dalia, a serious nelipot who hated her clinomania so much that she surrounded her friends in welschmerz. They were marked by her impudent quips like a table is of cualacinos. Her voice would dirl throughout a room and all would leave. Until one day…
“I forgive you.” Emily had come back an accepted her apology and Dalia went back to her old days as Magenta.
The End
I banned you Emily but I’m sorry.
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