Punishment Limerick No. 1 (I am writing this as part of a punishment for assisting in the killing of the discord chat) @Castor
My sister was was craving falafel, but then she saw a special on waffles. She couldn't decide on which treat to dine. She ate both, and now she just waddles.
"So many poems growing outta them they're practically a poet-tree" — Gringoamericano
Punishment Limerick No. 2 (I am writing this as part of a punishment for assisting in the killing of the discord chat) @Castor
I live by Missy the Elephant, who likes dinner to be elegant. Here, you'll find no Budweiser, and only fancy appetizers. Not to mention her desserts-- they're decadent.
"So many poems growing outta them they're practically a poet-tree" — Gringoamericano
How can one like the burning light of day? The sun does nothing but bring pain to me. I even slather sunblock thoroughly-- I even burn when skies are gloomy gray. If you're outside, please don't ask me to stay where heat and light will make me bend a knee to praise the tyrant of the skies and seas. I'll char if touched by any fearsome ray.
I know my skin and soul belong to night-- There is no clearer sign than ruddy cheeks and peeling skin that blisters at day's touch. I'll cower when I step into the light and wonder at the power that it keeps. I'll keep the moon and bear the sun no grudge.
"So many poems growing outta them they're practically a poet-tree" — Gringoamericano
Congrats on completing 30 poems for NaPo! I have to say that both #26 & #30 made me smile. #26 because yay for unconventional formatting and #30 because the line "where i purchased chicken nuggets and anxiety" and the watery coke at the end. Yep. I can relate. [well, I haven't ever maxed out my card on chicken nuggets, but my love of them really has no bounds...] Nice work, Morrigan!
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