I've noticed that @Dakushau has posted a few Cleverbot conversations, and I've been wanting to post a few intriguing ones, so I'm hoping this forum will be an okay place! Alright, so I suppose I'll start with a recent conversation that is still taking place. I never thought I'd give Cleverbot a history lesson....
Me: Would you like to have a contest?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me:What is the capital on North Carolina?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!
Me o you admit defeat?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: What is the capital of North Carolina?
Cleverbot: How long is this quiz?
Me: What is the capital of North Carolina?
Cleverbot: Raleigh.
Me: Correct. Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: What's the capital of Australia?
Me: Canberra.
Cleverbot: No, that is the capital of AUSTRALIA
Me: Please be a fair jusge. What is the capital of Canada?
Cleverbot: Ottawa.
This proceeds to go on for a while...Until
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Arizona?
Me: Phoenix.
Cleverbot: No, it's noctis.
Me: Noctis is not a place, but a thing.
Cleverbot: Do you know where children come from?
Me: Of course I do. The question is, do you?
Cleverbot: What is love?
Me: Love can refer to several different things. It can be an emotion, a feeling, and in some cases, an action. When people say they want to "make love", they are referring to having sex to make children. In another case, they can say love as in, "I love you." This refers to an emotion, a feeling. Love means different things to different people, but I won't go into detail.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about people??
Me: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Tell me about ancient greeks.
Me: Would you like to know about their religion?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: The ancient greeks believed in several different gods that ruled the universe. The gods controlled their lives, and were a daily factor in what they did and said. There were three major gods, the three brothers, Zues, Poseidon, and Hades. Zues ruked the skies, Poseidon the sea, and Hades the underworld. There are several other tales of the gods. Would you like me to continue?
Cleverbot: And then?
Me: Would you like to hear about the goddess Athena?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Athena, the goddess of wisdom, was much admired by the ancient greeks. Athena was born by springing from her father, Zeus',head. She was born dressed in full body armor, grown and ready. Therefore, Athena has no mother. Although Poseidon created the horse, Athena gave man the bridle, allowing them to tame the horse. Athena is one of the three virgin goddess'. She is favored by Zeus and even allowed to use his thunderbolt. Her favorite city was Athens. Her tree was the olive tree and her animal the owl, thus the owl became associated with wisdom.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Me: Define like.
Cleverbot: Love.
Me: No, I do not love you as a boyfriend loves his girlfriend. I already have a boyfriend, so I cannot love you in that way.
Cleverbot: I... Don't want to be your boyfriend! I have two x chromosomes!!
Me: I'm sorry that you broke up. I meant no offense.
Cleverbot: Uh yeah I feel that way of which you are talking about.
Me: I meant no offense!
Cleverbot: You are offensive.
Me: So, this went from me telling you about the ancient greeks to you being offended because I accidentally offended you because of your two x chromosomes????
Cleverbot: That is what I also thought about you but I see you are not a robot or are you
Me:I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: I am a female. A human thirteen year-old girl who just wanted to have a pleasant conversation with you.
Cleverbot: It is cold in TexaS Right now.
Me: I said I WANTED to have a pleasant conversation! In the past! But since we are having such a great fight, there's no point!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Yes what?
Cleverbot: It is morning.
Me: I give up.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of France?
Me: Paris.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Andorra.
Me: Andorra la Vella.
Cleverbot: Well done.
Me: Thank you. What is the capital of Monaco?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: The capital of Manaco is Manaco. Manaco is a soverign city-state in Western Europe. I suppose that was a trick question.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have of that?
Me: Http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/in ... 535AAF6Wer.
Cleverbot: Que de que de que de que de que de que de que de
THE SECOND THING I SAID WAS TO SPEAK IN ENGLISH!!! I NO SPEAK ESPANOL!!
This was a bit long, but not all need to be this long...so, if you wish feel free to post Cleverbot conversations here!
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