MWAHAHAHA! IT IS TIME, WE EVIL VILLAINS HAVE COME TOGETHOR WITH THE SHARED HOPE OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD! WE WILL ALSO PROBALY BACKSTAB EACHOTHER LATER! BUT THAT DOES'NT MATTER! MWAHAHAHA!
Lol. Yeah, we probably will. This is how I want to take over the world:
Go to all the richest people (especially Bill Gates) and rob them. Then, I'd go kill all the Royalties (except for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, because I have pledged to protect her and what not when I took the oat of citizenship) and proclaim myself as the first heir to the throne of the Queen of the World, after Queen @Horisun obviously.
First of all, I would steal the Tardis from the Doctor. Then, I would go back and forth in time, conquering all. Sure, ya'll can rule the present, but I've got dibs on all other time periods, from the classical age to the future.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Brainwashing and threatening. First, I'd need a lot of money. Then, eventually, I'd prove myself in politics, build a good reputation, and become president of the United States, because that's where I live. After this, I would get ties to several other nations, build up resources, and get a strong reputation and trade with them. Resources are pouring in, we've got good things, and so by my second term I've put in a secret government operation to start an epidemic in different countries. We'd probably start somewhere without many resources, then build to large places like China, Russia and Europe as a whole, I dunno. Or maybe the other way around. Yeah, the other way around. Eventually we might see cases in the USA, but we would have developed a cure beforehand and would cure anyone with the disease. We'd let the epidemic rage on, letting the other countries grow weaker and weaker, until we tell them we have developed a cure after a few years. They would grow dependent on the USA, and with my presidency, I'd set up relations, so that I'd kind of become a dictator, with the cure as my main bartering chip. Eventually my presidency would end, but during this time as president I would be brainwashing the general American public, and getting rid of those who don't obey me. So I'd be able to change the law, allowing me to have more than two terms. I'd eventually get an empire, keep my grip strong... take over the world.
*breathes heavily* How'd I do?
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woah i actually made a post pretty radical if you ask me
You did pretty well, though I could see a lot of ways it could go wrong.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Wait... @HarryHardy how are you a hero if you're from the underworld? (You aren't Nico De'Angelo by any chance are you?)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
"There's a lot of things that need doing down in the Underworld, trust me. You'll find a decent bunch of heroes down there."
And No I'm not Nico, but Nico is one of my friends though he hasn't been visiting as much as he used to. I'm sure a Will Solace has nothing to do with that.
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Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!
Oh, I'm sure Will Solace definitely has nothing to do with that. Nope, nothing.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
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