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The Excuse Game



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Sun Sep 24, 2023 3:50 pm
OrabellaAvenue says...



I'm trying to break the world record for drinking soda.

Why are you staring at that tree?
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
~Dr. Seuss

Orabella ~ Ora ~ Avenue ~ Aven
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Sun Sep 24, 2023 7:48 pm
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Rose says...



I'm trying to think of the latest fashion trend that would go well with it.


Why did you paint your neighbour's wall orange?
Think like a proton; always positive ;)
  





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Mon Sep 25, 2023 12:27 pm
fantasies says...



because it is fun!!!

why are you looking at me like that?
cheese?
  





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Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:59 pm
ariah347 says...



Because you have horns growing out of your head.

Why are you standing on your head while reciting the alphabet?

[Sidenote: YSW has taught me so many fun games like this!!]
•with love, a♡︎•
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⠀ `· . ୨୧⠀


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DESCENDING | SLEEPTOKEN
0:28 ──●───────── 04:38
⇆ㅤ ||◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷||ㅤ ↻



The night belongs to you
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Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:04 am
Liminality says...



Because I'm trying to learn the inverted alphabet.

Why are you drinking from an empty mug?
she/her

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Tue Sep 26, 2023 1:02 am
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Rose says...



'cause it's thee time with the mad hatter!

Why aren't you asleep already?
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Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:56 pm
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AmayaStatham says...



Because I am walking my fish.

What happend to the socks I lent you?
  





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Wed Sep 27, 2023 7:01 pm
Rose says...



I gave it to Professor Snape to use in the new potion.

What happened to the 20 apples that I left on the kitchen counter?
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Fri Sep 29, 2023 4:10 am
EllieMae says...



im sorry i sold the apples in exchange for a woodchuck chucking wood

Why did you steal my toothbrush?
”Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards (so you might as well do Duolingo ).”


Was ailah2005
Then AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae
  





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Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:58 pm
fantasies says...



you put it right there on the sink. i saw it, i had to use it

why are you green?
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Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:18 pm
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Rose says...



I decided to go all Slytherin mode today

Why did you leave the window open?
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Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:29 pm
AmayaStatham says...



So spiderman could pay me a visit.

Why did you paint the sky purple?
  





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Fri Sep 29, 2023 3:27 pm
fantasies says...



i like purple.

why are you writing about talking monkeys when you should be in class?
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Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:31 pm
herbalhour says...



Because they make great friends.

Why did you eat the universe?
nothing is forever but everything was infinite

herb/tea - he/him/his, she/her/hers
  





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Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:45 pm
EllieMae says...



i ate the universe because it was being annoying

why did you travel to the jungle last night?
”Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards (so you might as well do Duolingo ).”


Was ailah2005
Then AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae
  








You can't blame the writer for what the characters say.
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