Young Writers Society

You recieve an elephant reading a book.

*Inserts a rubber band*

You get a worm.

*inserts Eiffel Tower*

You get croissant.

*Inserts battering ram*

You get a broken door and an angry wife. Trust me.

I insert a magic wand and seven unremarkable objects.

You get some guy with MAJOR skin problems.


I insert one gary larson comic, a pretty blue rock, and an awesome red lego brick.

You get a talking lego piece with pretty rock eyes carrying a toothbrush so he can gauge your eyes out :3


*inserts used bubblegum , a laptop , 2 donuts and a dove*

you recive a new stick of bubblegum, a desktop computer, a box of crispy creme donuts and a hawk

*inserts one billion dollars and some gold*

You get a two-thousand pound marshmallow peep complete with milk chocolate eyes.

*inserts a framed picture of Captain Jack Sparrow and two candy canes*

you receive a flying pig

*inserts a blue bird*

You receive a framed picture of Gordon Ramsey and two pieces of bubblegum.

*inserts a copy of the Hunger Games*

you receive a button that warps you in and out of the hunger games

*inserts a school grade laptop*

You receive an ice pack to relieve the aching headaches from such a computer.

*inserts stuffed unicorn from Despicable Me*

you receive a endless unbreakable ipod that plays *its so fluffy im gonna die*

*inserts a pig*

(Thank you for the last gift. I will use its power wisely. Anyway...)

You receive a bass guitar with a smiling bearded man painted on the back of it. Each time you strike a chord, the bearded man laughs and shouts:

"Yeehaw!"

*inserts a broken heart*

you receive a big powerful unbreaking heart and powers to kill (or seriously mame) the person who broke that last one

*inserts lonelyness*