Questions/Answers

Heres the idea! (Thought of this randomly, wanna see how it works)

Ask any random question, (appropriate obviously) and the next person to post will answer with their own answer!

Example:

What do you say to a turtle?

Answer:

Hobble off little friend.

It can be anything!

Here we go...

What do you say when you find a friend stalking you?

Well, that's fairly normal for me, at least they all count themselves as friends, I don't...

So I guess I'd say "here we go again".

What might you say if your sister runs down the stairs complaining that your 13-year-old brother is making elephant noises?

That's so hilarious.

I'd say, "Tell him to stop making elephant mating rituals"

What would you say to your car when it won't start?

"Start or its to the car crusher with you!"

Haha!

What do you say when your 4 year old cousin is looking for the bunny (boxing glove) your sitting on?

"Maybe you left it in the cat basket!"

It works all the better if you don't happen to own a cat.

What do you say if your younger siblings are convincing your parents to let them stay up till midnight tonight, but you'd really been looking forward to the peace and quiet for the evening?

I'd say that I was having hallucinations because I only have one sibling. Then check myself into the hospital for possible concussion.

What do you say when a ninja turns up at your door saying, "I killed them. Now where's the money?"

I would throw a handleful of money at them and run for my life!
What would you say to the White Rabbit in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland?

"...LATE. FOR. WHAT?!?"

What do you say when someone asks you in for wanna go in a gas station parking lot?

(That acutally happened to me)

Then that just makes you really, really dumb.

What if it's snowing outside, and you just texted your best friend - who has anger management problems - at 12.15 in the afternoon, and she texts back, "I was sleeping."?

Smack them all and run away screaming "WHY DO YOU HATE ME!" they'll realize SOMETHING is wrong eventually xD

What do you say when you see a video with your teacher bungi jumping in Australia?

You don't say anything. You just quietly circulate it to every student in the school, the headteacher and management staff, and his/her spouse. Anonymously, of course.

What do you say to your parents if you really don't want to be watching Piers Morgan in Las Vegas, but you're on the computer that's in the same room as the TV and aren't quite done on YWS?

Ask them to turn it down?

What do you say when your 4 year old cousin tries to look down your shirt looking for a "bunny"?

Tell the director that hes fired.

What do you say when brocoli is asking you out?

"My little brother has some."

What do you say if you're in terrible pain and mustn't show it?

Text all their friends and tell them embarassing facts about said sister/brother. Har har! >:)

What do you do when you get tied to a telephone pole and it starts to rain? O.o