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Aside from the heavy cost of human life...No, not the lions and elephants...world be in a more frantic state if that happens...think of the enviroment groups within all of that...

How many saints can you name?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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Saint John?

Wow...
This is the most epic fail of my life.... My dad is a minister and I can't name one saint...

Have you ever had a lucid dream?
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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Rarely...
I and when I do they are mostly nightmares where either I'm killing... or being killed... -shudders-

Are you going to eat that?
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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Am I writing slang?
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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Thanks for posting a question for me :smt001
Ok then. I'll just answer a random one above me


Am I going to eat that?
Is it laced with something.... Yes? Absoloutely.


What would you do if the president called you?
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
*Le Bible
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Because the dentist is an agent of pain and suffering, obviously.

Why is the sky blue? Other than the whole white light thing.
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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I've heard it is the reflection of the ocean.

Do color blind people really only see black and white?




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Because. :P

Why did the cane toad cross the road?
{Insert witty and/or memorable movie quotes here} [Give credit so I don't die by lawyer]

{Follow up with mention of worth-while activity that betters the YWS community}

{Insert link to activity}

{Insert well-humoured internet bribery to entice viewers to join in the activity}




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I asked him to do it so that he could imitate Frogger.

Why did you just eat your socks?
"I'm fearless in my heart
They will always see that in my eyes
I am the passion, I am the warfare
I will never stop
Always constant,
Accurate,
Intense"
"The Audience is Listening", by Steve Vai




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Cuz they're clean. Duh!

What do you say when someone walks up to you and says "I have your dog!"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.




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"Good luck with that! You'll want to be returning her within an hour!" (nothing against my dog; I love her very much, but she is a very yappy pooch).

Why was it raining apple juice today?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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That wasn't apple juice. I hope you didn't try to drink any.


Why am I so amazing?
I wrote the above just for you.




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Because thats the point of this thread and you're awesome xDD

Why do I have red hair when the rest of my family has brown or black?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Because straight hair is awesome, so naturally you'd want to have straight hair.

Why am I such a nerd? XD
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Because my last one scared someone and I don't want to scare anyone here.

Why do you have two dots after the A in your username?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



You walk into this room at your own risk, because it leads to the future, not a future that will be but one that might be. This is not a new world, it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history since the beginning of time. It has refinements, technological advances, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super states that preceded it, it has one iron rule: logic is an enemy and truth is a menace.
— Rod Serling