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whenever you want to




*when will my watch work?*
I just lost the game.




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What time is it when your watch is broken? Time to get a new watch!

When will we have nice weather?
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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When the weather gets nice.

Why can't I understand math?
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. ~Lord Byron

Captain Jack is back May 25!




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Math is a complicated thing that changes everytime you get a small part of it. In fact, the rules change every single time you go 'AHA I UNDERSTAND!'

Why did I quit piano lessons?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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because your fingers hurt




okay my watch works now but where is it?
I just lost the game.




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Same place as the turtle with no legs: the last place you put it!

Why did it snow in April?!
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Somebody up there hates us. :[ *is also getting snow*

Why isn't school cancelled?
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Because the people who run the schools are sadistic.

Why aren't I more focused?
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Because you saw a flying pig out your window one day. He's like oh crap! and had to go make sure that you didn't remember, so he gave you a bad memory eraser. It just makes you unable to focus rather than erasing your memories.

Why do people use a bathroom?
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Because not everyone is constipated.

Why do I get writer's block?
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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Because everything has a limit. Thus.


If teenager+computer=drama queen, what factoid does lemonade have?
ohmeohmy




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cosmos sweat+lemons+sugar=LEMONADE and free wishes!!!


Why does Mad have to stand over my shoulder being annoying??? *GO AWAY MAD!!!*
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?




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Because he/she/it is MAD!!!


Why is it this?
ohmeohmy




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because it's not that.


Why is it here?
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?




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because it's not that.


Why is it here?
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) <3

Please review my performance poem?



For a short space of time I remained at the window watching the pallid lightnings that played above Mont Blanc and listening to the rushing of the Arve, which pursued its noise way beneath. The same lulling sounds acted as a lullaby to my too keen sensations; when I placed my head upon my pillow, sleep crept over me; I felt it as it came and blessed the giver of oblivion.
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein