Young Writers Society

because you spelt evolving wrongly.

why doesn't anyone wear a rusted iron mask these days?

Because they don't want tetnis.

Why do parents get away with nabbing French fries in the car, but kids don't?

Because it's bad karma to impair the driver while s/he is driving!

Why do parents yell for you to come to dinner before it's actually ready?



p.s.: no, chicken warrior, I wasn't being serious in yesterday's post.

Because they don't want you to see the table with nothing on it. It's bad for your eyes. LOOK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How often is once in a blue moon?

as often a year as there a centimeters in the length of a piece of string.

Why is the platypus?*





*Not why it is anything, just why is the platypus?

Because God's favorite hobby is to make casualty cry.


If God gets hungry, does he make a sandwich out of the universe and eats it?

nope

why do I have to ask a question?

because if you dont then penguins will eat you

oh no not penguins!! aaahhhh!!

why do pins and needles have to exist?

Because it's an awful lot better than hammers and numatic drills.

Why do people tuck thier trousers into thier socks and hang around on street corners drinking cheap cider?

Because they're idiots and enjoy mystifying the YWS

Why do people give themselves names like Dark Maiden and DarrylDoom, making them sound emo? It's so cliche and overused!

It's because they want to be unique and display their pain for everyone to see! Oh the pain, the sorrow, the AGONY of being a teenager! I'm so sad I think I'll make my name ever MORE depressing than I am! Oh woe, oh woe is me!

Why do we need to pluck chickens before eating them?

Because you'll get some random chicken-related disease and die a horrible death.

Why are monkeys so hugable?

They're very sociable creatures, and just want to make friends.

Why are cats known as evil?

Because they are not openly enthusiastic and loving, in many cases.

Why is man's best friend a dog, while diamonds are a girl's best friend?

because girls are cold, heartless beings, just like a rock, while boys wear their hearts on their sleeves like dogs


Why do mirrors reflect everything in a "mirror" image, while the human eye flips everything around? (ex: draw a dot on your left cheek with lipstick; If you look in the mirror, you see it on the left side of your face, but if your reflection were a person, it's be on the right side of your face. However, if your friend saw you, they'd see lipstick on the right side of your face as they look at you, even though it's really on the left side of your face.) Basically, why is the human eye different than a mirror?