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The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Sun Nov 09, 2025 7:57 pm

thehoplessromantic says... · Sun Nov 09, 2025 7:57 pm

May I please have an unsweet iced tea

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Sat May 16, 2026 12:53 pm

Darlet says... · Sat May 16, 2026 12:53 pm

*gives unsweet iced tea to hop*

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deleted49 says... · Fri Sep 04, 2026 4:53 am

Can I get a juiced AI with a side of robot?

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Sat Sep 05, 2026 6:07 pm

ArdenJinn says... · Sat Sep 05, 2026 6:07 pm

Gladly, madame. A free side of glitch?

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Sat Sep 05, 2026 6:22 pm

deleted49 says... · Sat Sep 05, 2026 6:22 pm

Why, of course!

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Tue Sep 15, 2026 7:13 pm

CorruptedData167 says... · Tue Sep 15, 2026 7:13 pm

Can I have a root beer?

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Wed Sep 16, 2026 1:21 am

deleted49 says... · Wed Sep 16, 2026 1:21 am

Of course...*Rips up tree root and pours beer over it*
Here you go!

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Sat Sep 19, 2026 4:51 pm

ArdenJinn says... · Sat Sep 19, 2026 4:51 pm

Can I have a cinnamon pretzel and water?

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Wed Sep 23, 2026 6:40 pm

HMMHhehe says... · Wed Sep 23, 2026 6:40 pm

Sure, here! *hands over soggy bretzel swimming inside cinnamon-flavored water*
What else do you need?

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Thu Sep 24, 2026 12:48 pm

ArdenJinn says... · Thu Sep 24, 2026 12:48 pm

*blinks* well, I suppose I should have been more clear. Erm, some tater tots too please and thank you?

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