The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 6:33 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 6:33 pm

Bye!

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:09 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:09 pm

Hi… I might be here for 5 minutes. I fell asleep in the bar…

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Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:06 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:06 pm

Oh, we didn´t notice you. So, today we offer chicken with broccoli.

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Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:56 pm

NewHope says... · Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:56 pm

Chicken… what seasoning?

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Wed Apr 27, 2022 7:19 am

MailicedeNamedy says... · Wed Apr 27, 2022 7:19 am

Special Seasoning. You have to guess the flavour. Want to taste it?

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Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:57 am

NewHope says... · Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:57 am

Of course I do!

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Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:21 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:21 pm

One special chicken for you!

*monkeys cry from the kitchen in joy.*

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Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:19 pm

NewHope says... · Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:19 pm

Oh no. *Starts screaming.* What is that? Ghost pepper?

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Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:56 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:56 pm

Nope.

*today we offer Pizza Norway

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Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:28 pm

NewHope says... · Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:28 pm

What is it? Chilli?

Pizza Norway?

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Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:40 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:40 pm

Nope.

Pizza Norway is a mix of salmon and scampi.

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:28 am

NewHope says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:28 am

Scampi? And… ugh… fish. 🤢

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 5:39 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 5:39 pm

Sorry.

We also offer pasta with self-made pesto.

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 5:49 pm

NewHope says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 5:49 pm

Yum. Yum. Thank you.

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:16 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:16 pm

I did pesto today, and it was fun. Glad you liked it!

As a dessert, we offer Vanilla Ice cream.

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