The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Thu May 05, 2022 7:46 pm

NewHope says... · Thu May 05, 2022 7:46 pm

Hehehe... what did the dark blue mean anyway?

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Sun May 08, 2022 3:53 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun May 08, 2022 3:53 pm

That I am a beautiful mermaid <3

Pizza is coming! Sorry for the wait!

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Sun May 08, 2022 4:11 pm

NewHope says... · Sun May 08, 2022 4:11 pm

That seems true enough!

Thank you!

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Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:56 am

Phillauthet says... · Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:56 am

Hiii I'm here to liven up the tavern

bleh?

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Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:38 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:38 pm

Hi! How can I help you? What do you want?

~~I didn´t write anything here because it was the last place Moonglade´s old name was written.~~

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Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:02 am

NewHope says... · Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:02 am

Hmm... I've been craving pancakes for days.

~~Aw... that's so sweet! Thank you Namedy! (There are a few places from pages 2-5 but this was last on the "home" page.) (Wait! Turns out I have a few at the bottom of page 1.~~

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Tue Jun 28, 2022 2:42 pm

Phillauthet says... · Tue Jun 28, 2022 2:42 pm

Uhh something warm?

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Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:13 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:13 pm

We can offer today some vegetarian Hamburger!

They taste really great.

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Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:50 pm

fatherfig says... · Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:50 pm

[insert inspirational quote here]

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Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:10 pm

NewHope says... · Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:10 pm

Hm… vegetarian don’t normally agree with my stomach.

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Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:08 pm

Phillauthet says... · Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:08 pm

MailicedeNamedy wrote:We can offer today some vegetarian Hamburger!

They taste really great.

Yay!!!!

Vegetarian FTW!!!

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Wed Jun 29, 2022 6:29 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Wed Jun 29, 2022 6:29 pm

So, two Veggie Burger to you!

*goes into the kitchen*

*loud monkey noises*

*comes out*

- Two Veggie Burgers, here you go!

- Bon appetite!

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Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:26 pm

NewHope says... · Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:26 pm

Oh my… does this have soya?

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Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:16 pm

Necromancer14 says... · Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:16 pm

*walks up to bartender*

GIMME CAFFEINE I NEED ENERGY I'M TOTALLY TIRED AND EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW

*begins doing jumping jacks*

Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:49 pm

NewHope says... · Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:49 pm

Necromancer14 wrote:*walks up to bartender*

GIMME CAFFEINE I NEED ENERGY I'M TOTALLY TIRED AND EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW

*begins doing jumping jacks*

Caffeine puts you to sleep too?

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