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The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:19 pm

NewHope says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:19 pm

I'm about to have popcorn. No thank you.

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:23 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:23 pm

OK, enjoy it!

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Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:34 pm

NewHope says... · Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:34 pm

It was delicious. Thank you!

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Sat Apr 30, 2022 9:10 am

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sat Apr 30, 2022 9:10 am

Great! I'll let the monkeys know.

Today we offer Vegetarian lasagna. And every 100 customers get a Garfield plushie.

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Sat Apr 30, 2022 10:07 am

NewHope says... · Sat Apr 30, 2022 10:07 am

Aw. Cute!

… Interesting flavour… I usually have mince in mine…

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Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:45 am

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:45 am

Mice?

We only offer that on our special Mickey Mouse Day

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Sun May 01, 2022 8:56 am

NewHope says... · Sun May 01, 2022 8:56 am

No... mince. Like beef mince.

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Sun May 01, 2022 10:55 am

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun May 01, 2022 10:55 am

I´m sorry, I don´t know what you mean. Maybe I´m just sitting right now on my cable.

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Sun May 01, 2022 10:56 am

NewHope says... · Sun May 01, 2022 10:56 am

Like ground meat? Maybe you call it that?

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Mon May 02, 2022 10:18 pm

deleted43 says... · Mon May 02, 2022 10:18 pm

…
pizza

silliness is my specialty. :)

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Tue May 03, 2022 6:36 am

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue May 03, 2022 6:36 am

One pizza for you? Which topics?

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Tue May 03, 2022 8:27 am

NewHope says... · Tue May 03, 2022 8:27 am

I see you've changed colours, Namedy?!

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Tue May 03, 2022 3:14 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue May 03, 2022 3:14 pm

What colours do you mean? And what pizza topics do you want?

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Wed May 04, 2022 4:08 am

NewHope says... · Wed May 04, 2022 4:08 am

Wasn't your username dark blue? It's light green now.

And I'd love some sausage and pepper, please.

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Thu May 05, 2022 10:24 am

MailicedeNamedy says... · Thu May 05, 2022 10:24 am

When you get to my age, you start to get mouldy.

And ok, pizza is coming!

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

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“Can a magician kill a man by magic?” Lord Wellington asked Strange. Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. “I suppose a magician might,” he admitted, “but a gentleman never could.”
— Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

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