Jokes!

What did Chris Rock say to Will Smith?

Is it my turn to slap you now?

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu.

A man trained for 7 days, but got no further than he was before. Why?

Spoiler

It was a round trip.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Spoiler

Aye matey

Tommy's mom had 4 kids. Penny, Nickel, and Dime. What was the fourth child's name.

I'll be back with the answer a week from now, but I want to see what y'all think the answer is. Let's see who can figure out. Bye

Stay tuned: Wednesday 20, 2026

LayLay2013 wrote:Tommy's mom had 4 kids. Penny, Nickel, and Dime. What was the fourth child's name.

I'll be back with the answer a week from now, but I want to see what y'all think the answer is. Let's see who can figure out. Bye

Stay tuned: Wednesday 20, 2026

Um.. the fourth child would be Tommy?

Well done darlet my family all got that one wrong lol

A man walks into a bar and yelps “Ouch! I broke my nose!”

1. "Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river at night. One shines a flashlight across and says, "You can walk across the beam of light to get over here!" The other replies, "I might be blonde, but I'm not stupid. I'd get halfway across and you'd turn it off!"

2. "A blonde wanted to prove she was smart, so she decided to paint her house. When her husband came home, she was sweating while wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat. He asked why, and she said, "The instructions on the can said, 'For best results, put on two coats!'

3. What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

btw, I make these jokes BECAUSE i'm blonde. All respect to blondes out there.