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knock knock
who's there?
mustache
mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I think I'll shave it for later.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Nobody take this wrong...
My mom saw this on Facebook and told me.

“Wanna year a coronavirus joke? You probably won’t get it.”
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Dorky joke off the top of my head:

I would tell you a joke about Dracula, but it bites.
[insert inspirational quote here]




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I might be stupid, but I wouldn't know.
The name's Myth.




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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Mom: Dear, what did fall in your room last night?
I: Clothes.
Mom: So loud?
I: It was on me.




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Why did the hipster fall through the ice?

He went skating before it was cool
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What did the rancher say when he ate the wookie?

It was chewy.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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The high jump athlete set a new world record.

He set the bar pretty high.
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(This one is lame)

What was the crayon's favorite food?

Cranberries.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Why is the archaeologist always sad?

Their life is in ruins.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I'm afraid for the calendar.
Why's that?
Because its days are numbered.

the brigadier rides again!
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My cat just walked into the room.

Nope... that was a door.
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Will Will Smith Smith?
Yes, Will Smith Will Smith.

(Or wait I'll make that a lil easier to understand)

will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
bleh?



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