The Tavern [2]

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May I please have an unsweet iced tea
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*gives unsweet iced tea to hop*
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Can I get a juiced AI with a side of robot?
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Gladly, madame. A free side of glitch?
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Can I have a root beer?
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Of course...*Rips up tree root and pours beer over it*
Here you go!
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Can I have a cinnamon pretzel and water?
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Sure, here! *hands over soggy bretzel swimming inside cinnamon-flavored water*
What else do you need?
To all of you who have eaten a potato recently: ...




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*blinks* well, I suppose I should have been more clear. Erm, some tater tots too please and thank you?
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