Long Story Short

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Long story short, keep your arms inside the vehicle.
There is always something left to love.
- One Hundred Years of Solitude




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Long story short, don't drink the glowy magical drink that the strange old lady sells in the deep dark forest.
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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Long story short, don’t set pasta in fire.
It's Kay, babe!
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Your local (friendly?) cryptid crow
HAKUNA BATATA




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Long story short, don't give Jeff water.
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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Long story short, yeet when they say yeet.




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Long story short, 4567 candies is enough.
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~



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