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Long story short, make sure your pants are on right side out.
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Long story short, the doctor wrote it off as a growth spurt.
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Long story short, thermonuclear power sources and peanut butter pretty much belong together.

This thread is an idea I had. I don’t know how to do one of those cool introduction posts like all the pros, but yeah, these are stories you wish you heard, but nobody wants to explain them again. The most interesting posts win!
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Long story short, don't let your cat sleep in the microwave.
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Long story short, nathan is technically a wollen-sweater.
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long story short, toilet paper is useful.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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long story short, just try to remember which writerfeed it was.
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long story short, meat lover's pizza is the best.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Long story short, they fall in a dark void in the end.




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Long story short, never go up a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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long story short im burning and tired.
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Long story short, snakes are technically legless lizards.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Long story short, they're cut up in pieces in the end.




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Long story short, January has proved I have no life

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Long story short, I see that this weekend was the most unproductive in ages.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside



The best books... are those that tell you what you know already.
— George Orwell, 1984