Long Story Short

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GengarTheGhost
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Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:21 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:21 pm
Long story short, you’ve unleashed the Great Christmas Goddess by playing christmas music too early, and we’re all doomed
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EllieMae
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Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:22 am
EllieMae says... · Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:22 am
Long story short, pencil sharpeners don't sharpen fingers very well.
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)
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herb
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Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:27 pm
herb says... · Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:27 pm
Long story short, i have 8 fingers now.
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]
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spottedpebble
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Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:50 am
spottedpebble says... · Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:50 am
Long story short, that's why you never type "I luv potatoes" for five hours straight while simultaneously trying to calculate the cube root of 8.
spot~pebble~peb~pebb~
in any order
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perhaps i can make something of this unreality...
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Phillauthet
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Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:56 am
Phillauthet says... · Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:56 am
Long story short, you cannot eat a jellyfish.
bleh?
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WinnyWriter
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Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:48 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:48 pm
Long story short, beach experiences can be traumatic.
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EllieMae
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Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:19 am
EllieMae says... · Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:19 am
Long story short, not all potatoes are friendly...
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)
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Valkyria
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Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:09 pm
Valkyria says... · Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:09 pm
Long story short, he watched too many Simpsons episodes, and now he's talking like Ned Flanders
There is always something left to love.
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
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EllieMae
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Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:33 pm
EllieMae says... · Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:33 pm
long story short, put a case on your laptop!!!!
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)
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JazzicusMaximus
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Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:59 am
JazzicusMaximus says... · Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:59 am
Long story short, don't leave me alone with your unlocked phone
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt
Genesis 3:19

Jazz Electrobass
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22Midnight
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Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:06 am
22Midnight says... · Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:06 am
Long story short, chili's aren't actually that tasty
*looks up from writing* hi if you're reading this I hope you have a lovely day!

22Midnight
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Spearmint
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Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:21 am
Spearmint says... · Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:21 am
Long story short, not all stories do well when shortened and may cause your goldfish to trigger the fire alarm.
mint, she/her


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Avian
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Thu Apr 25, 2024 5:40 am
Avian says... · Thu Apr 25, 2024 5:40 am
Long story short, I may or may have not accidentally committed tax fraud.
it is always another hand that guides me.
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WinnyWriter
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Sat May 25, 2024 5:31 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Sat May 25, 2024 5:31 pm
Long story short, accidentally using mayonaise instead of conditioner in your hair may lead you to the love of your life.
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WinnyWriter
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Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:37 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:37 pm
Long story short, don't eat pickles near a vending machine.
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