The Tavern [2]

Nate · 2015-08-15T02:10:54Z

Eight years. Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern. Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans. In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk. The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!" Fast forward another couple years... Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!" A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?" Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?" "I thought we were playing Jeopardy." "No, and that would still be wrong."

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:17 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:17 pm

Hm... I have to ask the monkeys.

*disappear into the kitchen*

It´s a mix of different flavours! I hope it´s good.

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:17 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:17 pm

It's brilliant!

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:19 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:19 pm

Great! I will say it to the monkeys.

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:20 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:20 pm

Monkeys, what great cooks!

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:20 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:20 pm

*monkey cries from the kitchen*

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:21 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:21 pm

Thank you, Monkey! I love... your food.

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:22 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:22 pm

*more cries from the kitchen*

Thank you for your patronage!

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:23 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:23 pm

Can I donate?

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:46 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:46 pm

Sure!

The monkeys will thank you!

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:47 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:47 pm

Will R10 000 do you well?

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:49 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:49 pm

Wow, that´s around 600 Euros. Of course.

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:50 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:50 pm

Of course! Get the monkeys a present from me, please.

*Sends through EFT.*

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:50 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:50 pm

The monkeys will get cute little tie bows and bowler hats.

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:51 pm

NewHope says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:51 pm

Aw! They're going to look lovely.

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Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:52 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:52 pm

Yeah, and they can start doing some slapstick moves.

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