The Tavern [2]

One cookie for you.

*puts the cookie next to the coffee.

Sweet irony, Mailice having to make coffee xD

Do you want coffee?

*Stop the barista stuff and put on an apron and look like a mid-40s woman in a highway stop.

I'm far more interested to know what comes from this apron donning

I just wanted to look like one of these bored women in highway stops with a cigarette in their mouth. xD

´ you want some coffee, greenhorn?

Haha sure thing. With vanilla flavor pls and thx

There is only filter coffee here.

*puts the apron down.

Wow, that was a strange dream. One moment, please!

😤😤😤

*puts coffee with vanilla flavor on the table

Do you want to pay for the other, too? That would be 89,99 €.

I do not know conversion rates but that seems extremely expensive for coffee haha

It´s for the cookies that I sell to the people here. Google says it´s around 102 dollars.

Anyway, do you want a cookie? Some special song from the jukebox?

Not for that price hahaha what songs are on the jukebox?

Everything you can imagine. We have some tiny apes there that will go buy the necessary vinyl if you have a special wish. It takes them only 5 seconds.

Some house suggestions are Midsommar

Ooh that’s peaceful

Mailice & Shadowy can you two give me updates at the end of the month on whose won the "last person to post here threads" I feel like I'm going to miss one at this rate xD Good luck in your race to be the most prolific forum poster ever! May the odds be ever in your favor!