The Tavern [2]

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Drink water then!

I tell you, water is the best thing in the world.
bleh?




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Good day, do you want something to drink?
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Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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We’re all out!

(Unfortunately the water in Africa is dirty.)




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Please, don´t listen to them. They just started today to work here.
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I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Okay, umm...

I'm sorry but this is all I can think of

Do you happen to have coconut water?
bleh?




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Yes, we have. One moment, please.


*Here you go.
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*Takes it back.*

That’s from the toilet.




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*Please keep in mind that we have a friendly interaction here in the Tavern and that such behaviour will not be tolerated. One more thing like that and you're out as a temp.

*Gives the glass back.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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“Can I have another cookie?”




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*takes glass and drinks*

Mmm... who knew Cytoplasm could be so refreshing...
bleh?




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*Enjoy your stay!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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@lehmanf daaarling, would you like the other half my cookie? It's so large that I really can't finish it. I'm sure you'd love it!
*displays cookie like it's a rare item*




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*Fantasy music starts to play during your display.
Na Na Na Naaaa
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Thank you so much Stellarjay. I never say no to food. Thank you again!




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Of course darling! If you ever need anything just give me a ring okay?
*Pats your head*
There, there, now don't get yourself sick.



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