Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted! But it's invisible and hides from you all the time.


I wish I was a YWS featured member

I show up and everyone leaves?? XD

Granted! But no one sees you're a featured member till someone else becomes the next featured member.

I wish I could write gooder.

Granted. You can now writer the word "gooder" and only the word "gooder".

I wish I had a delicious cinnamon roll right now.

Granted! But your lips are sealed.

I wish I had a million dollars. xD

Granted! But your million dollars is in the form of 100,000,000 pennies that have been placed in a box in the bowels of a live volcano.

I wish for eternal, untaintable good luck for myself

Granted! But: Eternity is not a long, long time. Eternity is the opposite of time: it is no time. ~Sharon Lebell

I wish selfies didn't exist.

Spoiler

That was sneaky!! But awesome. Yay you

Granted! But you-ies are now all the rage, and planking is making a comeback.

I wish all the dogs in the universe became cats, because cats are so much more awesome

Granted! But they still drool and do everything dogs do.

I wish I could run as fast as flash.

Granted! But you won't stop running anytime soon

I wish for infinite, incorruptible wishes!

Granted, but now this thread is useless and dead.

I wish that I could finish this online foreign language class.

Granted, but then you can't remember anything you learned.

I wish people would only use italics where they're necessary.

Granted, but aliens move in and start using italics wherever they want because that's how their original language sounds to them.

I wish people wouldn't just hear me but actually listen.

granted but they only listen because you now only speak and write incomprehensible gibberish they desperately are trying to decipher

I wish Randomosity had more action on it's threads

Granted, but it's all flame wars and everyone who participated gets a lifelong ban from YWS.

I wish I wasn't so tired.