Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but it's way too loud and you go deaf.

I wish my teeth didn't hurt.

Granted, because they fall out and you end up with dentures.

I wish I could have an infinite number of awesome people in my life.

Granted, but you die before you can spend much time with them.

I wish I was perfect.

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and resents you for it.

I wish spring break lasted longer.

Granted, but for each extra day of break you have to go to school two days.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted, but you run into your future self while doing so and find that you've gone and gotten a really terrible haircut. The terrible haircut is now a fixed event. There is nothing you can do about it now. You are doomed to have the terrible haircut. You cry.

I wish the words in the previous poster's signature weren't so bright.

Granted. Compared to the words in YOUR signature they are not that bright.

I wish I was in hell.

Granted, but you are a ghost and aren't affected by anything.

I wish spring break could last forever.

Granted, but then you never amount to anything in life because you never finished your schooling.

I wish I was 150$ richer.

Granted, but it gets robbed.

I wish weekends were longer.

Granted, but over the accumulated lost time you lost at school and you need another year's worth of schooling.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted.

Granted, but your body can't digest any of it.

I wish people weren't stupid.

Granted, but the human race no longer exists.

I wish the sky was purple.

Granted, but you're colorblind.

I wish my cat was still here.