1. You are so obnoxious that you give aspirin a headache.
2. Your idiotic remarks actually subtract from the sum of all basic human knowledge.
Last edited by Spotswood on Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
Okay, so a fun way to generate your own insults is to make three columns, the first one for adjectives, and the second two for nouns. Think of all the gross, offensive things you could put in there, and throw together your favorite combination! So like this:
For according to the trollish philosopher Plateau, "if you wants to understan' an enemy, you gotta walk a mile in his shoes. Den, if he's still your enemy, at least you're a mile away and he's got no shoes." — A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett
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