You Know You're a Nerd When...

You know you are a nerd when you start a linguistic debate with someone who says "how are you doing".

You know you're a nerd when you go on to lecture people at random.

You know you are a nerd when you quote Shakespeare at random at people you don't know.

You know you're a nerd when you ask for computer parts

You know you are a nerd when you buy dice for role-playing in bags of 100.

You know you're a nerd when everyone knows your student number because of your test scores.

You know you are a nerd when people remember your approximate intelligence before your name.

You know you're a nerd when the teacher asks you if she was right and you point out she made a mistake and gets upset.

You know you are a nerd when you confuse teachers, and need to use your "connections" at university to answer your questions.

You know you're a nerd when you have to storm around the school looking for the one person who's intellect can match your own to discuss the theory of relativity. (He was sick that day too, and everyone else was telling me to ask a teacher who had no idea....)

You know you are a nerd when you meet someone to talk about the intricacies of character creation for your fantasy role playing group.

You know your a nerd when purposely break your glasses so that you can tape it together.

You know you are a nerd when you removed a lense from your glasses at age 7 to use as a monocle.

You know you're a nerd when you spent half your childhood drawing up ideas and theory's and half of that "childish non-sense" turns out to be right.

You know you are a nerd when you look back at childhood writing and get inspired.
So Zolen, you cracked time travel at four?