You Know You're a Nerd When...

You know you are a nerd when you get into a continual argument with your english teacher who claims you spelled grey wrong. You then continue the argument that grey has been the proper way of spelling the word for centuries, and the idea of spelling it with an a, was adopted by the Americans, and the popularity of it's usage was lost in the early 20th century in the UK. Just so you know, both is correct, but grey is more proper.

You know you are a nerd when your idea of a good night is one drawing a fantasy world map.

You know you're a nerd when you just spend two hours figuring out how to maximize Dodge, Lite, and Bit Coin mining.

When this is your pick-up line to a girl in math class.....

Hey, are you the sine of 90 degrees? Cuz you're the ONE.

You know you're a nerd when you say you must "find them all". I must find all of the pokemon games for my girlfriend. (Did you find the pun?)

You know you're a erd when instead of uing normal swear words use use one of your favourite character's cathphrases.

You know you're a nerd when your English teacher says "I expect all of you will argue against the proposal of enforcing a strict mobile phone ban in school. Except (insert my name here which I don't want to write on the internet)"

You know you're a nerd when you curse someone. Yes curse as in a spell.

You know you are a nerd when your English teacher talks about certain words to be obsolete, because they are in your daily vocabulary. For instance there are several instances on YWS of me saying methinks absentmindedly.

You know your a nerd when you always have 4 tabs open on random blue prints for things you want to sneak ideas from for inventions you are working on.

You know you are a nerd when the things you have on your amazon wish list have prices fluctuating from 50 pounds to 1p in a month.

You know you're a nerd when you write random science facts at the back of your English notebook, and even random-er verses at the back of your Maths register.

You are also a nerd if your school bag has split open five times in the last one year, mainly because you carry your entire course with you at all times.

You know you are a nerd when, looking back at writing practice you did at the age of nine, you find snatches of lyrics from the Bohemian Girl.

You know you're a nerd when the only thing stopping you from adding all the missing apostrophes to the poster in your classroom is the fact that you don't have a permo.

you know you're a nerd when you're sad that you lost 2 marks in your test while the rest just managed to pass
( i know, its lame but whatever )

my life is a roller coaster that only goes up