You Know You're a Nerd When...

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You know your a nerd when..

!. You post on a forum dedicated to nerds.
2. you have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge.
3. You love sci-fic,science,fanasty,RPG, 2D animation
4. you want to chill out with other nerds
5.You actually LIKE school/collage.

And yes, all of this applies to me. :)
I am the science and science fiction guru.

The mind is beautiful, yet brilliant. You can think, create, and imagine so many things.

Eugenics= scientific racism.




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Is that tabletop RPGs?
You know you are a nerd when your Email address is more obscure than most passwords.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You know when you are a nerd when you try and explain how C.O.D. makes no sense physics wise to your friends.
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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You know you are a nerd when, when talking about music and films, you casually mention to teachers, some 40 years or more older than you, that things you have seen/heard are "before their time"
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You know your a nerd when you have people thanking you for teaching them things, and randomly commenting on your wisdom.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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You know you're a nerd when you spend hours on a physics and chemistry simulator, mixing chemicals creating reactions, explosions and new serums.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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You know you are a nerd when you get into a lengthy discussion with a teacher on the nature of translating the word "awesome".
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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you know you're a nerd when you collect crap that no one else cares about, like science fair trophies and Warhammer figurines
hor·ren·dous
adjective: shockingly dreadful; horrible
synonyms: appalling, frightful, hideous

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Too much will make you sick.




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You know you are a nerd when you baffle people "with incessant quotations from now we are six,". Anybody care to find out what that quotation is from?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You know you're a nerd when you dissect dumb ideas your friends have, and tell them how it could and couldn't work.

(Two words, Kangaroo Kickstand. Okay, well its more in depth, it's an idea that you can lean back on a pole attached to your waist, like a Kangaroo leans back on it's tail. It's designed for easy rest anywhere.)
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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You know you're a nerd when you confuse your co-workers with medieval references.

For example: Co-worker goes to hit me jokingly with a clothing prong.

Me: Aha! A challenge from the feeble knight! Come forth and meet your gods my sword wishes to joust with your head!

co-worker:... whats jousting?

Me: you know when two knights are on horseback and ride at each other?
Co-worker: Oh....I thought that was knight-fighting?

Me: /facepalm

Huzzah!




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You know you're a nerd when you can completely redraw a schematic for a motor by memory.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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@NerdBird Thou scullion! Thou shalt rue the day you dared challenge the Marques of Granby! Make ready your blade, so may cut you down!
*swings sword* Take that, you fiend!
You know you are a nerd when your username is a reference to an obscure game.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You know you're a nerd when you're idea of a good night is programing a small flash game.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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You know your a nerd if you were designing the architecture for a building of epic proportions, capable of flight, out of boredom.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.



Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge!
— April, Parks & Rec