You know you are a nerd when your idea of an awesome new game for Christmas is dungeon of the stick boars game deluxe edition. Only £50 from very few retailers.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
You know you're a nerd when you argue with your friends over whether the Lord of the Rings should be published in single-volume or three-volume editions (because, after all, LotR is a single story ).
You know you're a nerd when you get mad at Google for giving you results on anaerobic ammonium oxidation when you were looking for aerobic ammonium oxidation.
And subsequently mad at spellcheck for thinking ammonium is not a word.
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci
You know you're a nerd when you can't remember a time when you referred to HP as just a printer; a telephone box as just something you stepped in to make a call; hunting as an activity just reserved for deer; sugar cubes as basic squares of (2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxolan-2-yl]oxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxane-3,4,5-triol; rings as just simple, decorative pieces of jewelry; and Force as just the pressure applied to an object.
No, not that Blazer. The school jacket type. (Not in my school uniform) You know you are a nerd when you participate in your student voice, and become a chairperson. (there are two of us)
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
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