Zombie apocalypse, I have my preparations, and from what we know about zombies, they won't have weapons.
Would you rather tell a funny joke and get everyone to laugh, except that special someone, or would you rather tell a joke where that special someone is the only one that laughs?
"If you're going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices; to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicions can destroy. A thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own. — Rod Serling, Twilight Zone