Zombie apocalypse, I have my preparations, and from what we know about zombies, they won't have weapons.
Would you rather tell a funny joke and get everyone to laugh, except that special someone, or would you rather tell a joke where that special someone is the only one that laughs?
"If you're going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill
Too often we crave the extraordinary in life, without even learning how to cherish the ordinary first.
Friend, I promise you this: if you can learn to take joy in the simple mundane things in life, the extraordinary will take care of itself, it'll be on its way, hurrying towards you. But if you skip the first part, it'll ever evade you. — Arcticus