"Kill" the person above you!

polinkacreations · 2011-11-27T15:57:37Z

Okay, so the idea is to invent the most original death for the person above you. Saw this on a forum somewhere, though I struggle to remember where :D 1. Yes, it can be funny. It's better if it is. 2. No, it can't be too boring (eg. died of a heart attack or hit by a car) 3. No, it can't be terribly gruesome, please. No limbs torn off. It's not what it's about. 4. Yes, it can be related to the person's name/avatar/signature and the such. 5. Be original about this! Alright, you evil minds, GO!

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Fri May 17, 2013 12:51 pm

Jonathan says... · Fri May 17, 2013 12:51 pm

I did not die so after killing umaima I go and kill you for predicting it.

There seems to be nothing written here. :shock:

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Fri May 17, 2013 7:16 pm

StoneHeart says... · Fri May 17, 2013 7:16 pm

Sadly you trip and land in a well (Where Aria is hiding) and are consumed.

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I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

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Sat May 18, 2013 9:18 am

Teigist says... · Sat May 18, 2013 9:18 am

Overdosed horrible on carrot juice and llama kidneys.

R.I.P

Stay cool.

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Sat May 18, 2013 3:01 pm

Jonathan says... · Sat May 18, 2013 3:01 pm

You are walking along and walk onto a grave stone and it is a sacred grave stone and kill you for it.

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Tue May 21, 2013 5:40 pm

deaththekid8 says... · Tue May 21, 2013 5:40 pm

then you were eaten by my flock of flying piranha

Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.

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Tue May 21, 2013 10:38 pm

Jonathan says... · Tue May 21, 2013 10:38 pm

After this you pulled out my phone and started texting all of my contacts to tell them that I was dead and walked into the road and was hit by a taxe with no texting sign on the side.

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Fri May 24, 2013 5:19 pm

Deadman says... · Fri May 24, 2013 5:19 pm

Your avatar comes out of your photo and eats you.

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Sat May 25, 2013 2:29 am

Jonathan says... · Sat May 25, 2013 2:29 am

I am the avatar and I eat you.

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Sat May 25, 2013 4:08 pm

umaima says... · Sat May 25, 2013 4:08 pm

You both eat each other and die.

(Two at once...Jackpot XD)

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Mon May 27, 2013 5:14 pm

Jonathan says... · Mon May 27, 2013 5:14 pm

I did not get eaten so I go and eat you.

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Mon May 27, 2013 7:39 pm

umaima says... · Mon May 27, 2013 7:39 pm

What on earth? I clearly saw you getting eaten so eventually you die.

“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”

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Mon May 27, 2013 10:19 pm

Jonathan says... · Mon May 27, 2013 10:19 pm

My lion ghost comes after you and eats you.

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Tue May 28, 2013 1:57 pm

Deadman says... · Tue May 28, 2013 1:57 pm

Ghost Busters comes and takes care of your ghost, which means you die officially now.

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Tue May 28, 2013 8:54 pm

Jonathan says... · Tue May 28, 2013 8:54 pm

You are already dead and they walk by you and see you and catch you and now you are officially dead too.

There seems to be nothing written here. :shock:

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Wed May 29, 2013 2:05 pm

Deadman says... · Wed May 29, 2013 2:05 pm

You die due to a paper cut.

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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