If you were a...

ESCAPE!! ^^ Then probably burn myself cause I don't like money XP

NO: Gaara's tatoo

Be thankful for being attached to somebody as awesome as Gaara, instead of someone like Sasuke.
NO: An ANBU mask.

I pray that I'm Kakashi's mask, cause then I'd get to see his face ^u^ total awesomeness

NO: Ramen

I would try to run. Cause I really don't want to get eaten.
NO: A ROOT shinobi.

Befriend Sai and show him my art ^u^
(you are talking about the foundation, right? ^^'')

NO: One of Orochimaru's experiments

I'd be praying that I got something good out of it or died.
NO: One of the Akatsuki.

Oh, that's a good one ^u^
I'd first lock Tobi in a closet cause he's annoying, then I'd have to cut diedara's hair in his sleep, cause I wanna see what he looks like with short hair ^u^ Then I'd amke sure I was the one sent out to get Gaara ^u^

NO: One of the people Naruto beat some sense into ^u^

*screams* YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME! *is defeated* And now I have found my nindo, my ninja way...
NO: An unfortunate citizen of Iwagakure during the Iwa-Konoha War who was confronted by a Konoha shinobi.

Use my hiden Kunia knives to defend my family to my dying breath ^u^
NO: Orochimaru's underwear ^^

*dead*
NO: Kabuto

OMG suicide XP
NO: Kabuto's underwear. The pink one with lace ^u^

*slow and painful very agonizing death*
NO: Kimimaro's underwear

*jumps into flames*
NO: Gaara's underwear

*dies from bloodloss after staring at his arse*
NO: Kankuro's puppet

Oh, still awesome ^^ but then wouldn't Sasori have killed me? Damn.
NO: Lee