If you were a...

YOUTHHHHH! GAI-SENSEI!!!! YOUTH!!!!!
NO: Maito Gai

THE POWER OF YOUTH!!! SUITS THAT ARE TO FORM FITTING FOR EVERYONE WITH EYES'S GOOD!!!! Then I'd go Challage Kakashi to a dual ^^
NO: Ten-Ten

*runs away from Gai and Lee in hopes to be exempt from having to wear spandex; subtly waves off their yells about youth; finds a new weapon and decides to use it against the next person who annoys me*
NO: Ino

(Oh Damn I can't think of anyone worse to be ><'' you will pay for this Eternity-chama!)
Shove my massive chest into sai's face like a freakin strumpet and expect him to bend to my will
NO: Tobi

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! *in head: But Madara is a bad boy...*
NO: Kakashi

Take of my mask and run to the nearest mirror ^^
NO: Sakura

Shannaroo! *Punches something nearby, probably Naruto.*
NO: Tsunade

(Oh gosh, second worse person XP)
Fall over cause I'm so top heavy
NO: Shizune's pig when Tsunade came out of her coma ^u^

Oink! Oink! *runs*
NO: Pain's animal path

. . .I'm not sure. . . I think I may have accidentaly skipped that battle in the manga ^^'' oops, lo siento ^^
NO: The Nine Tails

*kills Madara Uchiha...and then Konoha*
NO: Shukaku

Well, I can't really do anything cause I was extracted from Gaara XP
NO: Pakun

*bites Shikamaru's leg for no reason* You can tell I've been staring at my avatar too long...
NO: Deidara

ART IS AN EXPLOSION!!!!!! XD XD XD hmmm? DEATH BY STRANGULATION!!! DAMN YOU SASUKE!! *Blows up*
NO: Nagato

I see humans as nothing more than petty creatures that can never understand one another...we learn through pain...perhaps no you will understand true pain...peace can only come through pain...this world needs a God...
NO: Konan