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If I were a dinosaur, I would run around scaring people away!
NO: Rapunzel from the movie Tangled
When you really want to slap someone,do it and say "Mosquito!"




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If I were Rapunzel I would toss around my gloriously long hair and use it as a grappling hook.

NO: A street magician.




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If I were a street magician I would scare the little kids and make them think I could turn them into toads!
NO: Your favorite book character.




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If I were James Bond (one of my favorite book characters) I would mess around with a bunch of random spy gadgets!

NO: a jellyfish




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If I were a jellyfish, I'd go around in the ocean floating around all adorably like a good jellyfish would and sting all the mean people with glee! (I'm really tired its 12:42 am!)

NO: a piece of delicious, father's day cake:-D
"Everybody stares, as she goes by
'Cause they can see the
flame that's in her eyes
Watch her when she's lighting up the night
Nobody knows that she's a lonely girl
And it's a lonely world
But she gon' let it burn
, baby,burn,baby"




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If I was father's day cake, I would magically appear in front of a random dad and blow him a kiss, meaning, splat myself over his face.

NO:A stick man with a machine gun.
HERE>>OTAKU FOR LIFE<<HERE
"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)




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If i was a stick man with a machine gun I'd go around blowing people up.

NO:A crumb on the dusty floor.
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If I was a crumb on the dirty floor I would magically teleport to the magical place where all of the other crumbs live.

NO: A dinosaur.
EVERY DAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD...
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY.


Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you.
Always. I'll keep it with mine.


Gotta catch em all!




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If I were a dinosaur, I'd bite the faces of my enemies ^^ *looks innocent*

NO: A Hunger Games contestant
I am a Leaf on the Wind,
Watch me Soar
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Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel,
Kyrie Eleison through darkness of the night




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If I was a Hunger Games contestant, I would hang with the Careers and go around brutally torturing everyone until the alliance collapsed; then I would slit all their throats in their sleep.

NO: A graverobber.
My silence is my sound...
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Turn your wounds into your wisdom.




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If I was a grave robber, I'd go and rob a grave.

NO: Mickey Mouse
HERE>>OTAKU FOR LIFE<<HERE
"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)




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If I was Mickey Mouse, I'd swing my hips around on a boat in black and white to a song that I'm whistling

NO: The King/Queen of a Country
I am a Leaf on the Wind,
Watch me Soar
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Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel,
Kyrie Eleison through darkness of the night




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If I was King of a country, I would turn it into a dicatorship. Anything I say or do goes.
NO: A caveman that ended up in the twenty-first century.
My silence is my sound...
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Turn your wounds into your wisdom.




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I would rejoice over the discovery of chocolate and manga ^u^ And jeans

NO: A ghost haunting a family
I am a Leaf on the Wind,
Watch me Soar
~
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel,
Kyrie Eleison through darkness of the night




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I would shatter all the glass in the house and possess the children.
NO: A dollar bill stuck in a woman's pocket.
My silence is my sound...
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Turn your wounds into your wisdom.



I'll make sure nobody unauthorized runs off with the chamber pot, sir.
— Kaladin (Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson)