Because every year the wet monster sprinkles magical dust on all the water. But this dust isn't really dust it's harvested from the clouds, therefore it is wet.
Why do people like beets?
~peanut~
There is a light in you, a Vision in the making with sorrow enough to extinguish the stars. I can help you. ~And The Light Fades
The people down here are our zombies, who should be dead or not exist but do. ~Away From What We Started
Because they where little microscopic glasses and little microscopic braces and inside the Nerds box, they collude while playing their microscopic game od D & D.
How come snow is white?
"You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."
Because whoever controls the universe hates ants so he gave humans a fun way of using a magnifying glass to kill innocent creatures.
Why do erasures always leave bits of rubber on your paper and desk?
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be? Hermione: As merry as you will. Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one Of sprites and goblins. The Winter's Tale
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be? Hermione: As merry as you will. Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one Of sprites and goblins. The Winter's Tale
Because it is primitive instinct to hit things with sticks.
Why is there a cloud shaped like a lamp outside?
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be? Hermione: As merry as you will. Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one Of sprites and goblins. The Winter's Tale
A bunch of beavers were interested in stage-lighting but no one would hire them because they were wild animals. So they decided to do their own stage-lighting work over the tundra. Their stage-lighting project is known as the Northern Lights.
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