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Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:46 am
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Sportgurl46 says...



the wool doesn't, the sheep themselves do.

why are some people rich and others aren't?
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:55 am
Monki says...



Because that's just how life is: suck-ish.

Why did I have the urge to name my pet duck Mr. Wigglesworth?
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?"
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:37 pm
Rubric says...



Because Mr Bigglesworth is a breach of contract.

Why are all *good* races in fantasy fiction white anglo-saxons?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:39 pm
Juniper says...



Because in reality, they're actually the only bad ones.

Why are computer mice called a mouse?
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:37 pm
KailaMarie says...



because they once were a type of mouse, but they morphed when they sold their soul to the guy who invnted the computer.

Why do the Who's from Dr. Suess have mouse-like noses?
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Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:41 pm
happy-go-lucky says...



Because the pig ones looked silly.

What is a sock?
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:31 am
thunder_dude7 says...



A word joining the letters s, h, u, t, space, u, and p. Even though space isn't really a letter. I don't care.

How is this a writing activity?
  





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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:35 am
xxfourthelement says...



0mG33 i t0t4lly um iDk laWLzz!!

Why do cows moo?
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:08 am
Livinginfantasy says...



'Cause they're depressed.


Do blind people see in their dreams?
  





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Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:46 am
Rubric says...



Yes, but only music.

Why is violence on television enjoyed?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:55 pm
GryphonFledgling says...



Because no one likes to watch two marshmallows hugging.

Why do we have two ears?
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:50 am
thunder_dude7 says...



Because ears are also used for balance, and if we had one, it would have to be where our belly button is or something.

What is the meaning of life? Say 47 and I kill you.
  





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Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:52 am
Rubric says...



Exactly (and I think the stereotypical answer is 42 not 47)

Why do people mistake Frankenstein for his monster?
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Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:28 pm
Tlahti says...



Because his monster entered a "Dr. Frankenstein Look-Alike Contest" and won.

Why are some people afraid of clowns?
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Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:46 pm
KailaMarie says...



Because they're painted amiles are friggin' creepy.


Do fingernails or toenails grow faster?
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