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:pounds head on table. Please read the rules!:

Ok... I'll answer my oqn question...
if I dropped out of elemantary

"And on the third day God made the buffalo rifle so tht man may kill the dinosaurs.... and the homosexuals"

What would happen if Martha Stewart lived in your attic?

"Ohhh...now the magazines...and jail tips...are free!"

What would you say if...George Bush lived in your attic?

TBR: I do know the rules, that's why I said "this does not relate to the topic" I just wanted to see what peolple would say...but I made it also to where they could respond like any of the other posts.

If George Bush lived in my attic, I would wonder who was running the Whitehouse and persuade him to put my picture on the new 1,000 dollar bill.

What would you do if you helped Wenonah Ryder out of jail and both of you escaped into the land of Bettlejuice? (For those who don't know, Bettlejuice is a movie)

"Pretty colors."

what would you say if everything you touched turned to gold?

Actually, the land of Bettlejuice isn't pretty colors, but anyways...
P.S: You didn't know who Wenonah Ryder was did you Sam?

I wouldn't touch anything because then I'd be turning everything to gold, especially myself...LMAO!
I hope you guys got that...you know the song:
"Everytime I think of you I touch myself"
Well of course, I don't do that, anyways...

What would you say if you recieved an unicorn for you birthday?

"Finally, after I asked for this for my birthday like ten years ago?"

What would you say if you made yourself dumb usukng brain-draining technology?

" Ooh Pretty colors!"

FEH your explanations are too long Mattie, nothing was like tht. ONe line... one sentence answer, not 4 (-_-)

What would you say is you sang a Llama song for the biggest singing auditions in your life?!?!

"Well, at least I didn't sing the Numa Numa song!"

What would you say if you got a recording contract making the Llama song a number one hit and you would always be remembered for it?

Those extra lines weren't even with my answer and it was still ONE sentence long. I was just explaining my answer...it's better than just "pretty colors".

Now I can finally live my dream of owning a llama farm.

What would you say if you found out that you had to choose a color to see the world in?

(Like dogs see black and white.)

"Hmm...pink...no, orange...no...gah, could someone else decide!?"

What would you say if you were sent to a mental hospital?

Hmm...now I can literally see the world through rose-colored glasses."

What would you say if the sky was falling? Did I already ask this?

"About time..."

What would you say if you couldn't talk? (ah, got ya there.)

:farts:

What would you say if you were suddenly an orphan?

"I'm an orphan now."

What would you say if you could only state the incredibly obvious like I stated above?

"well that was obvious"

What would you do if somebody forgot your birthday?