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"And yesterday she was only starting on the throne..."

what would you say if [this is very stupid] but suddenly all your childhood toys came alive and ate your socks?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

- Demetri Martin




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The green ones are very good, would you like a red? (Hands Mr. Wiggles a red sock)

What would you do if you found out that girls could pee standing up?




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"And i wasted my time all these years..."

what would you say if you found out...that I was actually a guy?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

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That it wouldn't be all that bad considering Sam is a unisex name.

What would you do if you could breath under water?




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"Creeped out."

What would you say if you could unlock things telepathically?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

- Demetri Martin




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Break into a bank.

What would you do if you found out that you could meet one of your favorite celebs but only talk to them for 1 minutes?




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"uhm...so...Billy Joe...Tre Cool...any...uhm...weird stuff at the place with the thing..."

What would you say if you had all the money in the world?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

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"BARKEEP... yes... another martini HARD ON THE ROCKS DAMNIT AND DON'T FREAKING RIP ME OFF LIKE YOUR GREAT GRADDAD DID BACK TO TONY IN THE 1700'S!!!

What would you do if you could think what you were typing and then it would appear... like write with yrou mind.




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*grr* " And I survived 12 weeks of keyboarding for nothing??"

what would you say if your computer crashed while you were sending an email that determined the fate of the world today?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY COMPUTER CRASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tee hee, I don't give a crap hole otherwise about the world.

What would you do if a long lost love was knocking on your door?




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"Get out! I've got a great boyfriend now and I don't need you screwing it up!"

What would you say if a random stranger walked up and insisted that you were his/her significant other?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Boo. SPEW is watching.




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"Do I know you?"

what would you say if TBR suddenly came out of your computer?
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'Who's TBR and what the hell were you doing in my computer!?!'

what would you do/ say if your docter told you that having sex would kill you?
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. – William Blake

I was lying in bed, watching the stars and i thought, 'where the hell is the ceiling?' :wink:




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"Well.... at least I'd die happy."

What would you do if somebody the same sex asked you out on a REAL date and not a hang out one?




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"If you cut your hair and grow a penis I'd be happy to go on a real date"

What would you say if some one said that they had sex with your mum?!



It's unsettling to know how little separates each of us from another life altogether.
— Wes Moore, The Other Wes Moore