One line Summary

:craps pants:
"HOLY SHITE A DOG WITH THUMBS!!!"

What would you do if all of a sudden your hands began to enlarge while you became more stupid?

"NO! I can't type anymore! And I'm too stupid to write! WAHHHHHHHHH!"

What would you say if you suddenly grew two feet taller?

"Bwaa ha ha ha I can enter the NBA even though I have no talent!"

What would you do (or say) if you walked into your house and suddenly floated to the ceiling and started walking on it?

"OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!"

What would you say ifCOPS the TV show came after you singing their theme song?

bad boys bad boys....

"I like a man in uniform . . ."

(shut up, it's for the sake of stupid humor)

What would you do (or say) if you found out your gym teacher was a serial killer?

"I can still run faster than you and do more push ups in a minute!"

What would you do if calculators ruled th earth?

Retrieve the bacteria and organize a revolt with them . . .


What would you do (or say) if the moon actually was made of cheese?

"HORACE BRING THE CRACKERS and shoot the mice, we got some work to do!"

What would you say if Uranus was changed to urbutt or Urrectum?

"Ewwwww, visiting the planetarium just got a whole lot worse."

What would you do (or say) if the mAtriX really had you?

"now I can do that cool slow mo thing and I get a cool black cape... HORRACE WATCH Oooooooooo-uuuuuuuuu-ttttttttttt!!!!"

What would you do if your life was like a freaky horror movie you seen lately?

"Oh joy . . . here comes a copyright lawsuit."

What would you do (or say) if one of the characters from a story you wrote came to life?

"ooh yay, now I am finally able to actually kill you without it actually being you or anybody caring"

:shrugs KABOOM:

What would you do if they came for you you bad boy or girl? :running low on imagination fluid:

"Yay! I finally have a real friend!"

What would you say if your pet started talking?

Feed her to get her to shut up.

(sorry, I love animals, (in fact I am a vegetarian) but for the sake of stupid humor!)

What would you do (or say) if Bill Gates died and you had the will to his money?

"Vacation all I ever wanted..."

What would you say if suddenly all you could say were references to stupid songs?