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Elizabeth
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:20 pm
Elizabeth says... · Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:20 pm
"Lean on me Amadeaus, I'm sining in the rain, can you feel the love tonight and see hte color of the winds?"

LMAO... what would you do if your bf or gf was cheating on you and you KNEW?
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Bazoo
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:26 pm
Bazoo says... · Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:26 pm
"Hmm . . . anyone have a bazooka?"

What would you do (or say) if your sibling bought an elephant as a pet?
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Elizabeth
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:32 pm
Elizabeth says... · Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:32 pm
Kill my brother, keep the elephant and feel the carcas to it.

What would your last words be before you commited suicide?
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Areida
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:43 am
Areida says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:43 am
"Stealing my double stuf oreos had more conseqences than you thought, huh?"

*giggle* Gotta love the double stuf oreos.....yum.....

What would you say or do if you were forced to intern with a trash guy for the summer?
Got YWS?

"Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed."
- Dale Carnegie
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Ego
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:55 am
Ego says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:55 am
"I didn't think anything could smell as bad as my mom's casserol...I was wrong."

What would you do (say) if you found out your parents were actually replaced by aliens from mars?
Got YWS? I do.

Lumi: Don't you drag my donobby into this.
Lumi: He's the sweetest angel this side of hades.
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Nai
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:06 am
Nai says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:06 am
'As long as you two can make Fettaccine Alfredo...we won't have a problem.'
::eyes narrow::

What would you say if you suddenly starred in your very own citcom about Malaysian printers and short-term memory loss?
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Bazoo
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:08 am
Bazoo says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:08 am
"What were we talking about again?"

What would you do (or say) if your television was stuck on one channel?
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Nai
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:14 am
Nai says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:14 am
'Aww damn it, all I have now is CNN!'
::dropkicks TV::

What would you say if you won an award for "Most Likely to Have Kids that Turn Out Poorly"?
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Bazoo
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:27 am
Bazoo says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:27 am
"It looks like it is time to vote pro-choice . . ."

(also cruel, but for the sake of stupid humor!)

What would you do (or say) if you had to farm to make a living for the rest of your life?
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niteowl
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:37 am
niteowl says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:37 am
"Time to go invent farming robots...Or marry some really rich guy."

What would you say if you had to do the Robot for the rest of your life?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Bazoo
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:40 am
Bazoo says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:40 am
"Holy crap, I should get this on camera!"

What would you do (or say) if you had to get married to an imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend?
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niteowl
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:54 am
niteowl says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:54 am
"Well, I'll never have to worry about getting divorced, at least."

What would you say if you had to listen to the Backstreet Boys for the rest of your life?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Elizabeth
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:36 am
Elizabeth says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:36 am
"... so much, never stopping.... I AM ON FIRE"
:smashes head into a wall:

What would you do if your math teaher was being a pervert to you and was totally giving you straigt a's?
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Duskglimmer
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:49 pm
Duskglimmer says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:49 pm
"Sir, I demand you stop treating me this way... and I earned those a's..."

What would you say if you found out that your parents were ex-spies from Russia?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Boo. SPEW is watching.
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Bazoo
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:15 pm
Bazoo says... · Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:15 pm
"Why the heck did you quit!?"

What would you do (or say) if your dog suddenly evolved into a talking ape? (IF you can call the evolution)
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