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Duskglimmer
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:56 pm
Duskglimmer says... · Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:56 pm
"This is so unfair!!! And yet I'm laughing... he he..."

What would you say if The vacum cleaner ate the curtains 5 minutes before your mother walked in the front door?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Boo. SPEW is watching.
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niteowl
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:56 pm
niteowl says... · Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:56 pm
"I need to post this on the YWS News forum."

What would you say if a penny gave birth to a lady?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Baerodach
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:58 pm
Baerodach says... · Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:58 pm
"Ouch for the penny."

What would you say if Walmart started selling skulls?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
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niteowl
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:59 pm
niteowl says... · Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:59 pm
"Cool! Now I can decorate my house the way I want it!"

What would you say if you found out your family had been taped as part of a reality show the past few weeks?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Baerodach
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:02 am
Baerodach says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:02 am
"IF ANYONE WENT INTO MY ROOM WITH THE CAMERA I'M GOING TO KILL A SMALL MOUSE!"

What would you say if your brand new station wagon was painted bright yellow?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
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Duskglimmer
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:06 am
Duskglimmer says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:06 am
"Somebody is paying for this to be repainted!"

What would you say if someone told you that you didn't really exist?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Boo. SPEW is watching.
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Baerodach
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:16 am
Baerodach says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:16 am
"Get hints from that all the time..."

What would you say if you heard a dark satanic chant coming from the old people's home?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
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Duskglimmer
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:20 am
Duskglimmer says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:20 am
"Mom... Grandma is having one of her "parties" again..."

What would you say if someone told you that all chocolate on the planet had been eliminated?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Boo. SPEW is watching.
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Baerodach
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:30 am
Baerodach says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:30 am
"Count Chocula!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
::dies::

What would you say if Nate transformed into a stereo speaker and stopped running YWS?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
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niteowl
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:13 am
niteowl says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:13 am
"YO, MODS, ONE OF YOU TAKE OVER YWS!"

What would you say if you were the mod selected to be the new admin?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Sam
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:05 am
Sam says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:05 am
"GIMME MORE ROCK CANDY!!!!"

What would you say if you woke up invisible?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

- Demetri Martin
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Baerodach
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:49 am
Baerodach says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:49 am
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
(kidding)

What would you say if you and three friends won a vacation trip to a village of malaria-infested people in the arctic region of Siberia? (doesn't make sense, I know)
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
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niteowl
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:16 pm
niteowl says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:16 pm
"Um, dude, that can't happen since Siberia's like, cold."

What would you say if you suddenly grew a third eye on the back of your head?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Elizabeth
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:03 pm
Elizabeth says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:03 pm
"ah ha now I can finally see you and I know you took Jacks shoes!"

I have been reading a couple of your sentences and some are 2 so be careful!

What would you DO if you were about to make a frankenstien monster but then it ended up looking like Micheal Jackson and it became a live?
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Baerodach
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:37 pm
Baerodach says... · Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:37 pm
"Damn, you look terrible! Go get a nose job."

What would you say if Gandalf married an owl from Canada?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
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