"SWWWEEEEEET!!!!" ::hugs random black plague victim::
What would you say if the phone started ringing while you were eating a monkey finger?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
"What the hell are you doing on my couch bitch? Get off!"
What would you say if your parents wanted to divorce you?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
What would you say if they added a new letter to the english alphabet that looked like a vagina?
All my life i've been searching for somethin',
something never comes never leads to nothin',
nothin satisfies but i'm gettin' close,
closer to the prize at the end of the rope.
All night long I dream of the day,
when it comes around and it's taken away,
leaves me with the feelin' that I feel the most,
feel it come to life when I see your ghost.
"Yeah now I can finally use that ZOOO-EEEE call and not get detention"
What would you say if this girl you know was a totally preppy girl who skipped 2 grades and then talks with perfection then cries to you because she is 2% under your grade (and you have an A+) (Happened to me)
What would you do (or say) if you were infected with a virus and your entire computer kept freezing, slowing down, and barraging you with advertisements?
I have lived through much, and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good... then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor - such is my idea of happiness. — Leo Tolstoy
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