#Classified
vs.
#LongLiveBigBrother
vs.
#LongLiveBigBrother
A YWS Tagbook
YWS Birthday Week 2019
Starting Note: Tagbooks are a special kind of storybook. Instead of making a character profile, the character you write for is yourself - and other members of the site! Your goal is to tag as many users as you possibly can in your posts, while also telling a story. In this case, you're telling the story of the epic fight between the warring factions Classified and Unclassified.
(Or is it something else...?)
Tagbooks are usually wacky, random and filled with fourth wall breaks - if you're lucky enough to be tagged, or just want to pop in with a post of your own, you're in for a treat!
( Here's an old tagbook, if you're still confused.
And here's the link to the Spooktober tagbook from last month! )
And now, let the battle begin.
xXx
Jay - who was still having trouble getting used to calling herself by that name instead of Mage - hadn't exactly been keeping up with the whole classified thing. She had become an unwilling victim of its schemes thanks to the somewhat aforementioned name change, but between school, fanfictions and way too many roleplays, she hadn't really been keeping tracking of who did what.
But she had been watching from afar, and was very much intrigued by what was supposed to go down in just a matter of minutes.
The Unclassified Club had discovered a major game changer - the Classified members had their super secret base on Mars. People really hadn't been to Mars before, but they were writers, so it made sense - all they had to do was write the ability to go to Mars, and they were all set. Or they could have tracked down a random science-fiction writer, but no one was entirely sure if Classified already had one in their ranks.
Jay wasn't planning on taking part in the Unclassified club's raid of the Mars base, but she did want a front row seat. Armed with some popcorn, her favorite new pair of goggles - courtesy of a Kid Flash avatar that was bound to change by the time someone reads this post, therefore confusing the heck out of them - and her phone, Jay plopped herself down right next to the base.
The Unclassified crew, led by @alliyah, marched up to the towering building clad in their red #LongLiveBigBrother spacesuits. They were all chatting theories and taking furious notes. Only @EverLight, @EternalRain and @Oxara seemed to have noticed that their spacesuits really weren't needed - Classified had written a breathable atmosphere onto the planet - and were in the middle of taking their helmets off.
"Wait," a voice suddenly said, "what are you doing outside the base?"
Heads turned to look at @BluesClues.
Standing behind her was a flock of Classified members, clad in their own special spacesuits - these, of course, were blue, like the squares that had replaced their avatars and led to countless mistaken identity crises on the site.
"We're here to find out your nefarious secrets," @RavenLord proclaimed.
"Shhh," @zaminami hissed. "It's supposed to be a secret raid."
@BlueFeltrix stared. "But we're raiding you."
Now it was @Panikos who did the shushing.
@Dilbert64 and @ShadowVyper exchanged a look from across enemy lines.
"If you're coming for a raid for us and we're coming for a raid for you," Dilbert said.
"Then who actually gave us the intel?" Shadow finished.
alliyah and BluesClues slowly turned their heads to stare at Jay, who was happily eating her popcorn over in the corner.
"I got it from Jay," Blue admitted.
"I got it from her, too," alliyah said.
Jay rose to her feet, pushing her goggles up into her hair.
"It looks like you finally caught onto my scheme," she said, adding in a little evil laugh for extra ominousness. She turned towards the building - her popcorn forgotten on the ground. Cupping her hands around her mouth, she yelled, "Time to let them in, @ExOmelas and @ScarlettFire!"
The entire group was suddenly transported within the towering building. It wasn't nearly as impressive inside as it was outside, but that wasn't the important part. Streamers suddenly fell down from the sky, as a very, very loud, "Surprise!" was belted out by the three partners-in-crime. Even before the seemingly massive blue cake became noticeable in the back of the room, a sign that dropped down from the ceiling gave the real reason for the Mars raid away.
The sign read:
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