"Chemicals class?", A teacher walks in snidely looking at the class, "This is not a matchmaking class! This is a class in which chemicals will be the only things combining! So no hand holding! Kissing, winking or other wise! "
I’d heard he had started a fistfight in one of the seedier local taverns because someone had insisted on saying the word “utilize” instead of “use". — Patrick Rothfuss, A Wise Man's Fear