Notice! Clearance! All reviews are now and forever will be 99.9% off! The pots and pans are all ready sold out, but I'm sure that if you ask really nicely I could find you a picture of one or something!
The review packages are as followed:
-Any poetry or lyrics you need reviewed. I'll do up to three at a time, but please don't request any more than that at once.
-I will review short stories, and parts of short stories. (If you want me to review part two or three, but you don't need reviews on the first parts, could you link me to the whole thing anyways so that I can read it and get a feel of what's going on? Thanks.
)-I will review novels, but I prefer to start from chapters 1-5. If your novel is further along than that, I probably won't have the time to review it. If you want me to review everything you have up (Until chapter 5, of course), please let me know. If you only want a specific chapter reviewed, I can do that, too.
----(Note that some exceptions may be made to this if I love you enough. Or, you know, if you suck up lots or something. Hopefully the 'nobody reads the fine print!' thing still applies. Nah, just kidding. ;D
-Request up to 3 things at one time. (Exception: Novel chapters. These will take me a while to get through, though.) It might take me a bit longer to get to everything, but they will get done. (For example: You might request Chapter 1 of your novel, and both parts of your two-part short story. If you're requesting a [so far] 5-chapter-long novel, you might not want to ask me to do anything else.
)And remember, everything is on clearance for 99.9% off! (Meaning I require a "please". That's all, though.
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