Writers Challenge: Hot Dog

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-The Great Chronicles:
-- Part VIXX
---Chapter 56
----Page: 1,373
-----Sub-Paragraph: Greatest Thing I've ever written
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-------Sentence 4.8
--------Word Eleven: The


The Inside of A Hot-dog:
The Truth Behind the Lies and the Dogs and More Lies

(As told by a ranting, young poet)

(Warning: May contain words in CAPS LOCK. Those who are SENSITIVE should STOP READING!)

Pink, squishy, pink
Just like Snoink's blog
You smother it in relish
Ketchup and mustard
Place it inside a bun
AND BITE INTO IT!!!

You selfish hog-beast, you!
Don't you know what's in there?
You're too selfish to know!
Eating them one by one
Acting like they were ... TIC TACS OR SOMETHING!

Want to know what's really inside?
Why, it's the only most precious thing!
Not ham, steak, pork, corn, dog, cat, rabbit,
Horse, rice, bacon or corn!
LIFE! YOU MURDERER!

Little pink people, not dogs or coyotes
Round and thin, tall or short,
Their noses so big, and their squinty eyes
Live and BREED within
The mossy, pink "grass" known as "food"!

An ancient civilization
Cursed over and over with the great legend of
"Stomach Acid Rain that puts us all down,
It's the end of the world as we know
Once the acid hits our lovely Hot-Dog."


Hot-Dog, (later translated to their language
Hotdogian) is really GodToh,
Which was assumed to be
God's Toe.

YOU ATE GOD'S TOE!
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU SELFISH DIRT CHILD?


Their advanced technology, like Ireland before the beer
Is created over and over in the square of life
(Birth, school, work, death)
And YOU, MONKEY FLOATER, kill that!

You take away the secrets of their life,
THEM, when you EAT THEM!
They are born when they are boiling in the pot,
They have a full education, a family, happiness
And then die one second later!
And in this short lifespan, and as you are reading
Many hotdogians are dying!
YOU'RE EATING GENERATIONS OF HOTDOGIANS!

There is nothing overly special about YOU
What great technological advances have YOU made?
The only significant thing, worthy of a history book is
YOU ARE THE KILLER OF CIVILIZATIONS!
GENOCIDE GOD!
MUMBO JUMBO MONSTER MAN!
(Woman)
FROLICKING MEAT EATING FUHRER!
A MURDERERERERERERERERERER!!!


You remember that hot-dog you ATE last week?
Think of all the PEOPLE you KILLED!
And that sharp pain in your abdomen?
Why, that's their epidemic --
Hotdogians revenge:
FOOD POISONING!!!




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This has to be one of the greatest things that I've ever written in my life... Sort of.
It's something I will look back upon and go... Oh My God! What the Hell is THIS?!
I hope all of you enjoy, especially the Introduction/Table of Weirdness.

----Elizabeth Mathers




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ROLMFARO God i love you Liz
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mommy? I dont want to eat hotdogs no more... :P

wow, that is sumfin to reallly wake you up on a sunday morning... nice... -goes off to torment other people early in mornings-
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

"Foul devil, for God's sake, hence, and trouble us not;
For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,
Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims." (Richard III 1.2) Shakespeare




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Hahaha, good one. Preach it out to the world!
HOTDOGIANS ROCK!
NOT TO BE EATEN!
Everybody is a greedy glob toad.... *:P* I had so much fun with those names... I should redo the poem with more insulting names XD.




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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wow. i never laugh so much.
i love you!
this rocked.
i'll never eat a hot dog the same way again
Carpe Diem.




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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILLED A HOTDOGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF?

Hilarious, Liz. Hilarious.

I don't like hot dogs that much anymore, anyway. Now I see why...



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I was going to write something for this challenge, but I just gave up even bothering to compete.

Hot-rockin' craziness.
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Or hot-doggin' craziness...

Wait, that sounds weird.

YAY! My bloggie was mentioned!

This is one of your most random stories/poems/whatevers yet. You should feel immensely proud of yourself.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Hah! I do actually, this is one of the most commented things I've ever had (except for that story where I tried to describe a naked lady (21 replies)).

YAY! ... But know something sad... before I wrote this... School lunch (on Friday) gave me....
HOT DOGS! *screams*
I've eaten holy breeding ground! AHH *yucks*




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This is weird but interesting. But in reality hotdogs are made up of animal intestines. =D>
Out flew the web, and floated wide,
The mirror cracked from side to side.
'The curse has come upon me' cried
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BREEDING GROUNDS!
DID YOU NOT LEARN ANYTHING IN YOUR SHORT SHORT LIFE
? :P

To disturb the mating rituals of the hotdogians... is like... kicking your cat from here to that there dog kennel.
Painful and not pleasurable, although your heart is moving quite fastly :P




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ROTFLMAO. You rock TBR. I'm going to start a SAVE THE HOTDOGIANS organization now O:) :lol:
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somehow I don't think that I'll bother competing, that poem is kinda too good to compare with :wink:




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SAVE THE HOTDOGS!
*Now my English Teacher is calling me a Monkey Floater*

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