-The Great Chronicles:
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The Inside of A Hot-dog:
The Truth Behind the Lies and the Dogs and More Lies
(As told by a ranting, young poet)
(Warning: May contain words in CAPS LOCK. Those who are SENSITIVE should STOP READING!)
Pink, squishy, pink
Just like Snoink's blog
You smother it in relish
Ketchup and mustard
Place it inside a bun
AND BITE INTO IT!!!
You selfish hog-beast, you!
Don't you know what's in there?
You're too selfish to know!
Eating them one by one
Acting like they were ... TIC TACS OR SOMETHING!
Want to know what's really inside?
Why, it's the only most precious thing!
Not ham, steak, pork, corn, dog, cat, rabbit,
Horse, rice, bacon or corn!
LIFE! YOU MURDERER!
Little pink people, not dogs or coyotes
Round and thin, tall or short,
Their noses so big, and their squinty eyes
Live and BREED within
The mossy, pink "grass" known as "food"!
An ancient civilization
Cursed over and over with the great legend of
"Stomach Acid Rain that puts us all down,
It's the end of the world as we know
Once the acid hits our lovely Hot-Dog."
Hot-Dog, (later translated to their language
Hotdogian) is really GodToh,
Which was assumed to be
God's Toe.
YOU ATE GOD'S TOE!
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU SELFISH DIRT CHILD?
Their advanced technology, like Ireland before the beer
Is created over and over in the square of life
(Birth, school, work, death)
And YOU, MONKEY FLOATER, kill that!
You take away the secrets of their life,
THEM, when you EAT THEM!
They are born when they are boiling in the pot,
They have a full education, a family, happiness
And then die one second later!
And in this short lifespan, and as you are reading
Many hotdogians are dying!
YOU'RE EATING GENERATIONS OF HOTDOGIANS!
There is nothing overly special about YOU
What great technological advances have YOU made?
The only significant thing, worthy of a history book is
YOU ARE THE KILLER OF CIVILIZATIONS!
GENOCIDE GOD!
MUMBO JUMBO MONSTER MAN! (Woman)
FROLICKING MEAT EATING FUHRER!
A MURDERERERERERERERERERER!!!
You remember that hot-dog you ATE last week?
Think of all the PEOPLE you KILLED!
And that sharp pain in your abdomen?
Why, that's their epidemic --
Hotdogians revenge:
FOOD POISONING!!!
