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Writers Challenge: Hot Dog

Elizabeth · 2006-02-26T06:33:51Z

-The Great Chronicles: -- Part VIXX ---Chapter 56 ----Page: 1,373 -----Sub-Paragraph: Greatest Thing I've ever written ------Paragraph 2 -------Sentence 4.8 --------Word Eleven: The The Inside of A Hot-dog: The Truth Behind the Lies and the Dogs and More Lies (As told by a ranting, young poet) ( Warning: May contain words in CAPS LOCK . Those who are SENSITIVE should STOP READING! ) Pink, squishy, pink Just like Snoink's blog You smother it in relish Ketchup and mustard Place it inside a bun AND BITE INTO IT!!! You selfish hog-beast, you! Don't you know what's in there? You're too selfish to know! Eating them one by one Acting like they were ... TIC TACS OR SOMETHING! Want to know what's really inside? Why, it's the only most precious thing! Not ham, steak, pork, corn, dog, cat, rabbit, Horse, rice, bacon or corn! LIFE! YOU MURDERER! Little pink people, not dogs or coyotes Round and thin, tall or short, Their noses so big, and their squinty eyes Live and BREED within The mossy, pink "grass" known as "food"! An ancient civilization Cursed over and over with the great legend of "Stomach Acid Rain that puts us all down, It's the end of the world as we know Once the acid hits our lovely Hot-Dog." Hot-Dog, (later translated to their language Hotdogian) is really GodToh, Which was assumed to be God's Toe. YOU ATE GOD'S TOE! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU SELFISH DIRT CHILD? Their advanced technology, like Ireland before the beer Is created over and over in the square of life (Birth, school, work, death) And YOU, MONKEY FLOATER , kill that! You take away the secrets of their life, THEM , when you EAT THEM! They are born when they are boiling in the pot, They have a full education, a family, happiness And then die one second later! And in this short lifespan, and as you are reading Many hotdogians are dying! YOU'RE EATING GENERATIONS OF HOTDOGIANS! There is nothing overly special about YOU What great technological advances have YOU made? The only significant thing, worthy of a history book is YOU ARE THE KILLER OF CIVILIZATIONS! GENOCIDE GOD! MUMBO JUMBO MONSTER MAN! (Woman) FROLICKING MEAT EATING FUHRER! A MURDERERERERERERERERERER!!! You remember that hot-dog you ATE last week? Think of all the PEOPLE you KILLED! And that sharp pain in your abdomen? Why, that's their epidemic -- Hotdogians revenge: FOOD POISONING!!!

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Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:08 am

Caligula's Launderette says... · Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:08 am

Their advanced technology, like Ireland before the beer
Is created over and over in the square of life
(Birth, school, work, death)

- That is genius right there Liz! Brava!

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Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:56 pm

Elizabeth says... · Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:56 pm

The circle was too bland, like that water one....
SQARES AND HOTDOGS!

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Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:24 pm

Firestarter says... · Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:24 pm

"Their advanced technology, like Ireland before the beer"

Isn't that from The Simpsons?

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Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:00 pm

Elizabeth says... · Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:00 pm

No... I don't think so... *Can't remember*
If that's a problem or something, I could.... like... (O_O) Emm.... Let....
*Can't think because my dad is speaking to this freshly cut guy...*
AHHH!

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Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:00 pm

thegirlwhofateloves says... · Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:00 pm

*laughs* TBR - if I was male, a bit weird, and you were of the legal age of consent, I would ask you to marry me!
lol :lol:

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Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:09 pm

Elizabeth says... · Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:09 pm

Well, there is a place called Massachusetts

just give me 4 more years XD

No no no, I'm marrying somebody else... hehehehe!

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Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:10 pm

thegirlwhofateloves says... · Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:10 pm

he he lol. The poem made me giggle a wee bit.

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Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:40 pm

Elizabeth says... · Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:40 pm

And for that you want to marry me!?
You're easily impressed
*pulls out a blue corvette*
.... Wow, where did that come from!
*is impressed*

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Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:50 am

deleted6 says... · Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:50 am

Heh yeah Liz it was great and funny, some day we'll look back at all this and laugh.

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Writers Challenge: Hot Dog

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